// iris ☆ they/she ☆ currently murderbot- and lockedtombposting but expect to see a lot of other nonsense too //

dimension 20 sideblog @ofmisfitsandmagic

12:31 28 June 202332652

shirebarbie:

FRIENDS!! take a snack and pass it on 💛

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18:47 27 June 20239785

softwaring:

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9:15 27 June 202342168

lovedthestars-toofondly:

underdiscussed benefit of auditory processing issues is that I’m basically immune to catcalling because I fully. do not understand a single word of what people are saying. half the time I barely realise it’s me they’re talking to because it‘s not like I can figure it out based on content and context clues. there’s just Some Guys Yelling on the other side of the street, and it barely occurs to me to feel addressed because I am, at any given time, too busy thinking about the menacing duality of rhododendrons

  
13:32 23 June 2023192684

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just-a-humble-garbagecan:

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10:41 22 June 202341480

footlongdingledong:

yorhaw:

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

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hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

  
9:45 21 June 2023643

sheepstiel:

sheepstiel:

jdotsodomite:

sheepstiel:

sam is subtextually vegetarian in the same way dean is subtextually into men hope this helps

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SUBTEXT

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@anewbrainjughead something something real men eat meat but if you call yourself the meatman you’re gay. it’s all better than eating salad tho

  
#spn
18:13 20 June 202350491

bellefyre:

justnoodlefishthings:

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new gender just dropped

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10:59 18 June 202318403

sabertoothwalrus:

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#this is so fucking funny #ml
22:45 15 June 2023189682

bisexualshakespeare:

max1461:

max1461:

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit’s back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

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you understand

[ID: first is a screenshot of tags by sarah-dipitous reading: this was them wearily showing up at our door because they ‘didn’t know where else to go’, and we said 'who did this to you?’ with a protective ferocity we didn’t know we felt.
next is a tag from anthonyAmpersand reading: they’re having the nastiest hurt-comfort sex ever rn (initials for right now) end/]

  
13:41 15 June 2023965

llovelyclouds:

Gideon limped over near the dusty flowerbeds. WHAM—WHAM—WHAM— She didn’t have much time, but she only had one shot anyway. She struggled out of her black robe and thought about taking off her shirt, in one mental blurt of panic, but decided she didn’t need to. She peeled her gloves off her wet red palms and rolled up her sleeves for no reason, except that it gave her something to do with her shaking hands. She made her voice as calm as possible: in a way, she was calm. She was the calmest she had ever been in her entire life. It was just her body that was frightened.ALT
feel responsible for you, and need you to promise me you’ll live.” “Gideon decided that for me,” said Harrow. She was not really afraid; it was only that her hands were, and were shaking independent of her feelings.ALT
“Good!” said her cavalier. “You can stop screaming any moment now, just an FYI. Now—first make sure nothing’s going to ice Camilla—I meant it about not wanting an afterlife subscription to Palamedes Sextus’s Top Nerd Facts.”ALT
“Oops! It’s me again, never doing what I’m told,” said Dulcie. “One more moment, please.” Harrow said, curt with bemusement, “Hurry up and go. If I ever stand before Palamedes Sextus again, I have no desire to explain to him why I put Dulcinea Septimus back in danger.”ALT
“Fuck you, Nav—” “Harrowhark,” said Gideon the Ninth. “Someday you’ll die and get buried in the ground, and we can work this out then. For now—I can’t say you’ll be fine. IALT
Magnus said, “Have you—” “Someday I’ll die and get buried in the ground and you can take it up with me then,” said Harrow, and found, after all, that she was not really speaking to them. “Until then—I am afraid that I have to live.”ALT
“If it were me,” Magnus said, “I’d go home, and live, and live for her.”ALT
“Good,” said someone, so savagely that it sounded like a new voice altogether. “Good. Die. Die for her … it’s the only goddamn good you’ll ever do her. It’s all any of you ever knew how to give her. You could have lived for her … but you didn’t know how.”ALT

live for her / die for her

(Gideon the Ninth, Harrow the Ninth, Nona the Ninth)

  
#oof. ouch. my bones #tlt
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